https://theembiggensproject.com/2012/10/17/no-arms-skinny-legs-a-giant-diaper-and-a-blanket-that-scares-me/https://theembiggensproject.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/10/15003246_1220876624664042_6739495368967534746_o.jpg15003246_1220876624664042_6739495368967534746_ohttps://theembiggensproject.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/10/335555896_5722351907887201_4580614785543315762_n.jpg335555896_5722351907887201_4580614785543315762_nhttps://theembiggensproject.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/10/340980361_543566851192641_8470717001076255840_n.jpg340980361_543566851192641_8470717001076255840_nhttps://theembiggensproject.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/10/bird-cartoon.jpgbird cartoonhttps://theembiggensproject.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/10/giant-crows.jpggiant crowshttps://theembiggensproject.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/10/bug-food.jpgbug foodhttps://theembiggensproject.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/10/bird-diapers.jpgbird diapers2024-05-17T13:11:50+00:00monthlyhttps://theembiggensproject.com/2012/06/11/475/https://theembiggensproject.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/06/353471087_237685068984989_6282719873049404851_n.jpg353471087_237685068984989_6282719873049404851_nhttps://theembiggensproject.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/06/350608472_619335323467503_2774870969335522133_n-1.jpg350608472_619335323467503_2774870969335522133_n-1https://theembiggensproject.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/06/10392221_1263179260258_3743657_n.jpg10392221_1263179260258_3743657_nhttps://theembiggensproject.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/06/bread-clips.jpgbread clipshttps://theembiggensproject.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/06/cheese-rolling-prize.jpgcheese rolling prizehttps://theembiggensproject.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/06/big-tooth1.jpgbig toothhttps://theembiggensproject.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/06/big-tooth.jpgbig tooth2024-05-17T13:10:23+00:00monthlyhttps://theembiggensproject.com/2016/01/21/622/2023-08-17T19:35:03+00:00monthlyhttps://theembiggensproject.com/2013/07/08/crispy-crunchy-cockroaches-great-neighbours-great-food/https://theembiggensproject.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/07/316438248_1081137449238735_3913732362388421451_n.jpg316438248_1081137449238735_3913732362388421451_nIt should never take two hands to hold an insect. https://theembiggensproject.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/07/picture4-2.pngPicture4 (2)And, yes. The only time to befriend a cockroach is when every other living creature on the planet has died.https://theembiggensproject.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/07/picture3-2.pngPicture3 (2)Bearing the nickname "Cockroach" is not a compliment — no matter what Theo Huxtable tells youhttps://theembiggensproject.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/07/picture2-2.pngPicture2 (2)Don't let this image fool you. Cockroaches are not cute. Nor are they green. https://theembiggensproject.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/07/221733170_556067405803824_3434763298676674257_n.jpg221733170_556067405803824_3434763298676674257_n"Bob's been released. More room for the rest of us." https://theembiggensproject.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/07/cockroach-motel.jpgcockroach motelhttps://theembiggensproject.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/07/cockroach-exterminator.jpgcockroach exterminatorhttps://theembiggensproject.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/07/cockroach-nose.jpgcockroach nosehttps://theembiggensproject.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/07/cockroach-suicide.jpgcockroach suicidehttps://theembiggensproject.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/07/cockroach-head.jpgcockroach headDamn. Who turned the lights out? 2023-07-14T15:32:31+00:00monthlyhttps://theembiggensproject.com/2013/08/02/help-im-trapped-in-an-el-camino-wearing-a-clown-suit-with-mimi-bobeck/https://theembiggensproject.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/08/chevrolet-g826de05de_1280.jpgchevrolet-g826de05de_1280Image by PublicDomainPictures from Pixabayhttps://theembiggensproject.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/08/104531721_1214031982299871_3907125755983456244_n.jpg104531721_1214031982299871_3907125755983456244_nhttps://theembiggensproject.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/08/cz_tim5wkaapo2b.jpgCZ_tIm5WkAApo2bhttps://theembiggensproject.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/08/14309678_649449801896292_2153551040924876800_n.jpg14309678_649449801896292_2153551040924876800_n"Look out behind you!"https://theembiggensproject.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/08/51311980_522397744834066_8337941011103528831_n.jpg51311980_522397744834066_8337941011103528831_nhttps://theembiggensproject.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/08/277148287_921661108517548_7283303292679770273_n.jpg277148287_921661108517548_7283303292679770273_nhttps://theembiggensproject.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/08/348465805_924818935417738_3502031991178884837_n.jpg348465805_924818935417738_3502031991178884837_nhttps://theembiggensproject.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/08/untitled-design.pngUntitled designImage by GrumpyBeere from Pixabay.https://theembiggensproject.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/08/dgn8-usu0aa2yhc.jpgDgN8-usU0AA2yHcIs this not "peaceful?" https://theembiggensproject.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/08/fhxbspawqaeb8dj.jpgFhxBSpAWQAEB8djGiant cleats. They DO exist. 2023-07-13T17:17:58+00:00monthlyhttps://theembiggensproject.com/2013/08/28/my-armpit-and-the-hairs-that-call-it-home/https://theembiggensproject.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/08/352893790_769143501614830_4060608746636467217_n.jpg352893790_769143501614830_4060608746636467217_nI have met people that made me want to lop off my nose. https://theembiggensproject.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/08/275726160_633353461090142_1254939603713944799_n.jpg275726160_633353461090142_1254939603713944799_nhttps://theembiggensproject.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/08/deodorant_1942435.jpgdeodorant_1942435https://theembiggensproject.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/08/1065026110_0ba12e8fab_o.gif1065026110_0ba12e8fab_ohttps://theembiggensproject.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/08/laser-hare.jpglaser harehttps://theembiggensproject.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/08/the-beheld_vintage-body-hair-shaving-ad-feminist-1933.jpgthe-beheld_vintage body hair shaving ad feminist 1933A 1933 armpit hair removal device. Yikes. https://theembiggensproject.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/08/ban.jpgbanArmpit juice of the 1950's. https://theembiggensproject.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/08/gender-history-manipulating-women-into-shaving-under-their-arms.jpggender-history-manipulating-women-into-shaving-under-their-armshttps://theembiggensproject.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/08/armpit-hair.jpgarmpit hair2023-07-12T16:31:29+00:00monthlyhttps://theembiggensproject.com/2013/08/29/why-do-people-keep-cutting-me-in-half-to-see-if-my-insides-are-green/https://theembiggensproject.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/08/306536194_650228092954871_4735160000787012297_n.jpg306536194_650228092954871_4735160000787012297_nhttps://theembiggensproject.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/08/271964468_616416869438399_3453844778032813078_n.jpg271964468_616416869438399_3453844778032813078_n"Meet Beak." https://theembiggensproject.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/08/331070567_590963909206787_3052735051843071073_n.jpg331070567_590963909206787_3052735051843071073_n"Damn, I'm cute." https://theembiggensproject.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/08/kiwi-prep.jpgkiwi prephttps://theembiggensproject.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/08/kiwi-boot-polish-tin-copy.jpgkiwi-boot-polish-tin-copyA retro Kiwi tin. https://theembiggensproject.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/08/kiwi_vs_kiwi_bird_by_shibbynempahcold.jpgKiwi_VS_Kiwi_Bird_by_shibbynempahcoldhttps://theembiggensproject.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/08/kiwi-beanie.gifkiwi beanieMeet Beak. https://theembiggensproject.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/08/kiwi-egg.jpgKiwi egghttps://theembiggensproject.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/08/kiwi.jpgkiwi"Damn, I'm cute." 2023-07-12T14:59:56+00:00monthlyhttps://theembiggensproject.com/2013/12/26/phlegm-is-not-festive/https://theembiggensproject.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/12/167623566_745645829470208_1772653133549933200_n.jpg167623566_745645829470208_1772653133549933200_nOne of the high quality titles that I am missing out on today. https://theembiggensproject.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/12/356376051_6371880126226352_2836320831947667807_n.jpg356376051_6371880126226352_2836320831947667807_nNo caption required. https://theembiggensproject.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/12/334076473_1563337050841610_8948402206156725131_n.jpg334076473_1563337050841610_8948402206156725131_n"I know he didn't buy this book." https://theembiggensproject.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/12/gas-mask-g3aacf51e0_1280.jpggas-mask-g3aacf51e0_1280"Excuse me while I don my protective gear"https://theembiggensproject.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/12/the-man-with-two-brains-original-1.jpgthe-man-with-two-brains-original-1One of the many fine titles that I am missing out on today. https://theembiggensproject.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/12/edmund-bush.jpgedmund bushNo caption required. https://theembiggensproject.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/12/stop-drop-and-roll.jpgstop drop and rollI'm pretty sure he didn't buy this book. https://theembiggensproject.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/12/snot-rag.jpgsnot ragAnd no, his snot rag was not nearly this pretty. And the green stuff was not hand-stitched writing. https://theembiggensproject.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/12/sick-dude.jpgsick dude"Here, take this money out of my hand. It's right between my used Kleenex and my half-sucked cough drop." 2023-07-07T16:15:37+00:00monthlyhttps://theembiggensproject.com/2014/03/03/ive-got-mushrooms-in-my-ears-a-flowery-bag-of-vomit-and-a-cheap-trick-album/https://theembiggensproject.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/03/virginatlanticgiant2007a.jpgVirginAtlanticGiant2007AFinally, a barf bag that doubles as reading material. https://theembiggensproject.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/03/84156628_688636381946349_7837463048714066120_n-1.jpg84156628_688636381946349_7837463048714066120_n (1)https://theembiggensproject.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/03/168568378_732573220764361_7211142461826862728_n.jpg168568378_732573220764361_7211142461826862728_nHello Kitty...making people barf around the globe. https://theembiggensproject.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/03/274310607_126030299956027_7941336455190852611_n.jpg274310607_126030299956027_7941336455190852611_nhttps://theembiggensproject.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/03/55899981_453637385375500_8172611986388109562_n.jpg55899981_453637385375500_8172611986388109562_n"See! Even this happy face can't smile when puking." https://theembiggensproject.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/03/18950423_1841016619559131_8003515369610280960_n.jpg18950423_1841016619559131_8003515369610280960_n"How does one smile whilst barfing?" https://theembiggensproject.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/03/dkmk0fhxkaaldsh.jpgDKmk0FHXkAAldShhttps://theembiggensproject.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/03/fwwjtrfacaam08g.jpgFwWjTrfacAAm08Ghttps://theembiggensproject.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/03/67565703_500914320666462_1054448295317126079_n.jpg67565703_500914320666462_1054448295317126079_nHoly crap! A fungus that looks like an ear.https://theembiggensproject.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/03/judas-ear-g35e0a4b1b_1280.jpgjudas-ear-g35e0a4b1b_1280Holy crap! A fungus that looks like an ear. 2023-07-07T15:26:45+00:00monthlyhttps://theembiggensproject.com/2014/04/08/my-mouth-smells-like-butt-but-it-tastes-like-foot/https://theembiggensproject.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/04/357740689_213292147869294_5256819088347950239_n.jpg357740689_213292147869294_5256819088347950239_nhttps://theembiggensproject.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/04/325689578_160026870147388_4327926971658565409_n.jpg325689578_160026870147388_4327926971658565409_n"I'm named Bear, but I eat like a bird." https://theembiggensproject.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/04/cb79125169da8d7a57d9ee0b327000c9.gifcb79125169da8d7a57d9ee0b327000c9https://theembiggensproject.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/04/mv5bnjqxnta1nje5ml5bml5banbnxkftztywotmwnze5-_v1_sx640_sy720_.jpgMV5BNjQxNTA1NjE5Ml5BMl5BanBnXkFtZTYwOTMwNzE5._V1_SX640_SY720_2023-07-06T17:00:19+00:00monthlyhttps://theembiggensproject.com/2014/12/29/one-moose-face-two-puppets-and-league-of-morons/https://theembiggensproject.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/12/moose-7704051_1280.jpgmoose-7704051_1280https://theembiggensproject.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/12/moose-tongue.jpgmoose tongue2023-07-06T15:22:25+00:00monthlyhttps://theembiggensproject.com/2015/01/01/have-you-ever-stuck-your-hand-in-a-dust-devil/https://theembiggensproject.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/01/flamingo-6126763_1280.jpgflamingo-6126763_1280This is "graceful." https://theembiggensproject.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/01/a-book-2803664_1280.jpga-book-2803664_1280This is how my Wheat Belly book likely looks now. https://theembiggensproject.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/12/flamingo_on_one_leg_by_pencildancers-d36zr26.jpgflamingo_on_one_leg_by_pencildancers-d36zr26Graceful. https://theembiggensproject.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/12/wtf.jpgwtfThe last thing my Wii console said to me. https://theembiggensproject.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/12/dusty-books.jpgdusty booksThis is the last place I saw my Wheat Belly book. https://theembiggensproject.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/12/simon-and-schuster.jpgsimon and schusterAnd back to the Big Apple's Simon & Schuster office. https://theembiggensproject.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/12/random.jpgrandomFlit off to Random House's London office. https://theembiggensproject.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/12/harpercollins-nyc.jpgharpercollins NYCI would visit HarperCollins NYC. 2023-07-06T15:04:22+00:00monthlyhttps://theembiggensproject.com/2015/04/22/nostrils-behaving-badly/https://theembiggensproject.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/04/289710350_850749012562776_219810133079467683_n.jpg289710350_850749012562776_219810133079467683_nFinally, a booger it's okay to devour. https://theembiggensproject.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/04/ed91109e29601a4b871248d2422632e0.jpged91109e29601a4b871248d2422632e02023-07-06T14:31:07+00:00monthlyhttps://theembiggensproject.com/2016/01/05/2537/https://theembiggensproject.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/01/mitten-2.pngmitten (2)"Hey wait. I can't talk in here." https://theembiggensproject.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/01/trout-1150981_1280.jpgtrout-1150981_1280"Stop squeezing my damn hemorrhoids!" https://theembiggensproject.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/01/beeker-shocked.jpgbeeker shockedhttps://theembiggensproject.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/01/trout-with-hemorrhoid.jpgtrout with hemorrhoidhttps://theembiggensproject.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/01/top-gear-snails-and-piles.jpgTop Gear snails and pileshttps://theembiggensproject.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/01/double-security-mitts-hand-control-mitt-one-size-fits-most-tie-strap-1-strap-white-one-fits-most.jpgdouble-security-mitts-hand-control-mitt-one-size-fits-most-tie-strap-1-strap-white-one-fits-mosthttps://theembiggensproject.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/01/hands-talking-to-each-other.jpgHands-Talking-To-Each-Other2023-07-06T14:06:53+00:00monthlyhttps://theembiggensproject.com/2016/01/07/yellow-pants-rubber-sheets-and-a-new-bic-razor-my-increasingly-bizarre-shopping-list/https://theembiggensproject.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/01/3mp9v5.jpg3mp9v5https://theembiggensproject.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/01/biggest-nose.jpegbiggest nosehttps://theembiggensproject.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/01/eyebrow.jpgeyebrowhttps://theembiggensproject.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/01/farts-you-just-cannot-trust-them.jpgfarts you just cannot trust them2023-07-05T14:23:57+00:00monthlyhttps://theembiggensproject.com/2016/01/13/i-apologize-on-behalf-of-my-middle-finger/https://theembiggensproject.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/01/57840144_394901608020789_492174069293669434_n.jpg57840144_394901608020789_492174069293669434_nIt's hard to eat something with a face. https://theembiggensproject.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/01/22344044_808677645970767_7315828197134696448_n.jpg22344044_808677645970767_7315828197134696448_nI suppose there are worse things than a writing "bump." https://theembiggensproject.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/01/one-night-stand.jpgone night standhttps://theembiggensproject.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/01/crayons1.jpgcrayonshttps://theembiggensproject.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/01/crayons.jpgcrayonshttps://theembiggensproject.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/01/noose.jpgnoosehttps://theembiggensproject.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/01/puke-by-numbers.pngpuke by numbershttps://theembiggensproject.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/01/thrill-murray.jpgthrill murrayhttps://theembiggensproject.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/01/funny-children-coloring-book-corruptions-30.jpgfunny-children-coloring-book-corruptions-30https://theembiggensproject.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/01/colouring-picture-for-lazy.jpgcolouring picture for lazy2023-07-01T15:14:42+00:00monthlyhttps://theembiggensproject.com/2016/01/18/my-nose-smells-no-really-it-stinks/https://theembiggensproject.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/01/ohmy-oh.gifohmy-ohhttps://theembiggensproject.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/08/edward_scissorhands-1.gifedward_scissorhands-1https://theembiggensproject.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/08/i-got-your-nose.pngI got your nose!!https://theembiggensproject.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/08/asparagus.jpgasparagushttps://theembiggensproject.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/08/i-smell-spit-1.jpgi smell spit (1)https://theembiggensproject.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/08/i-smell-spit.jpgi smell spit2023-07-01T14:27:47+00:00monthlyhttps://theembiggensproject.com/2018/04/27/ive-got-a-horrible-taste-in-my-mouth-and-im-buried-in-snot-rags/https://theembiggensproject.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/04/17126423_1370946629635008_5016893290629300224_n.jpg17126423_1370946629635008_5016893290629300224_nhttps://theembiggensproject.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/04/28156443_1781458305483080_3227914655930253312_n.jpg28156443_1781458305483080_3227914655930253312_n2023-06-27T18:41:20+00:00monthlyhttps://theembiggensproject.com/2018/06/08/please-dont-free-that-willy/https://theembiggensproject.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/06/spongebob-faint.gifspongebob-fainthttps://tenor.com/view/spongebob-faint-gif-23737436https://theembiggensproject.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/06/spongebob-dead.gifspongebob-deadhttps://tenor.com/view/spongebob-faint-gif-23737436https://theembiggensproject.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/06/explosion-67557_1280.jpgexplosion-67557_1280"It was he who farted," the villagers exclaimed as their town lay in ruins. "We will have to rebuild, but first--kill him."https://theembiggensproject.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/01/spongebob.jpgspongebobhttps://theembiggensproject.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/01/mushroom-cloud.jpgmushroom cloud2023-06-27T16:50:15+00:00monthlyhttps://theembiggensproject.com/2018/06/13/my-mushroom-story-yes-i-have-one/https://theembiggensproject.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/06/125100106_382393626205359_5017309828602797714_n.jpg125100106_382393626205359_5017309828602797714_nhttps://www.instagram.com/p/CHino9bHTLJ/https://theembiggensproject.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/06/348310204_1436562257118234_4735845640223432739_n.jpg348310204_1436562257118234_4735845640223432739_nThis is a fungus. Shaped like a hand. And this is how I envisioned my hands at that very moment. https://theembiggensproject.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/06/305123254_4617299181639851_4731398159129941834_n.jpg305123254_4617299181639851_4731398159129941834_nIf these are, in fact, the "original" wagon wheels, you won't want to eat them. https://theembiggensproject.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/06/11064601_10155977121420015_6933042485071955083_n.jpg11064601_10155977121420015_6933042485071955083_nDon't let his innocent blank stare fool you. https://theembiggensproject.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/06/156222689_482796489389515_7576372619533209554_n.jpg156222689_482796489389515_7576372619533209554_nhttps://theembiggensproject.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/06/wagon-wheels.jpgwagon wheelshttps://theembiggensproject.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/03/187599943-2.jpg187599943 (2)Don't let their innocent faces fool you. https://theembiggensproject.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/03/crazy.jpgcrazyhttps://theembiggensproject.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/03/camel-tow.jpgcamel tow2023-06-27T16:14:31+00:00monthlyhttps://theembiggensproject.com/2019/07/22/i-dont-give-a-crap-because-i-cant/https://theembiggensproject.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/07/356224072_1033569074675676_6594598842246238692_n.jpg356224072_1033569074675676_6594598842246238692_nIt would seem that there are worse things than constipation. https://theembiggensproject.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/07/rod-long-i8hgs3ygtii-unsplash.jpgrod-long-I8hgs3ygtII-unsplashIt's bedtime. I must don my protective gear. 2023-06-27T13:35:04+00:00monthlyhttps://theembiggensproject.com/2019/07/23/my-present-left-me-crippled-and-blind/https://theembiggensproject.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/07/102906855_179725816902957_3882512008244525956_n.jpg102906855_179725816902957_3882512008244525956_n"Does this mean that somewhere out there a squid is wearing an eyepatch?" https://theembiggensproject.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/07/349222092_248767314501607_8734472408846011440_n.jpg349222092_248767314501607_8734472408846011440_n"I am ready to do scratch cards." https://theembiggensproject.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/07/314297650_3745699408990208_2278827273071750517_n.jpg314297650_3745699408990208_2278827273071750517_nThis dog has obviously played too many scratch cards. 2023-06-26T16:35:39+00:00monthlyhttps://theembiggensproject.com/2019/08/02/the-top-10-bunnies-in-need-of-professional-help/2023-06-26T15:53:54+00:00monthlyhttps://theembiggensproject.com/2019/08/06/i-get-interviewed-yay-me/https://theembiggensproject.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/08/234667425_200723018751144_1347783047071141323_n.jpg234667425_200723018751144_1347783047071141323_nhttps://theembiggensproject.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/08/file.jpgfile2023-06-26T15:31:07+00:00monthlyhttps://theembiggensproject.com/2019/08/07/it-distracted-my-driving/https://theembiggensproject.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/08/355616779_311857667833724_8788139099320386135_n.jpg355616779_311857667833724_8788139099320386135_nhttps://theembiggensproject.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/08/vomit.gifvomitI "ugly cry." I wonder if I also "ugly barf." 2023-06-26T15:25:23+00:00monthlyhttps://theembiggensproject.com/2019/08/19/i-got-hit-in-the-head-by-a-drone-just-before-the-rubber-car-hit-me/https://theembiggensproject.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/08/331115143_1429528247882103_7247482132448631807_n.jpg331115143_1429528247882103_7247482132448631807_nhttps://theembiggensproject.com/wp-content/uploads/2023/06/352144918_186887024001011_7967197535410185362_n.jpg352144918_186887024001011_7967197535410185362_nhttps://theembiggensproject.com/wp-content/uploads/2023/06/120004667_111081950655043_2268695673123132272_n.jpg120004667_111081950655043_2268695673123132272_nhttps://theembiggensproject.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/08/120004667_111081950655043_2268695673123132272_n.jpg120004667_111081950655043_2268695673123132272_nhttps://www.instagram.com/p/CFekamkFw9U/https://theembiggensproject.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/05/nerf-nitro-duelfury-demolition-hp.jpgNERF-NITRO-DUELFURY-DEMOLITION-HPhttps://theembiggensproject.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/05/jetsons.gifjetsons2023-06-26T14:31:15+00:00monthlyhttps://theembiggensproject.com/2019/08/27/is-someone-chewing-on-my-pancreas/https://theembiggensproject.com/wp-content/uploads/2023/06/wash-4997939_1280.jpgwash-4997939_1280https://theembiggensproject.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/08/117933889_314393779837167_8361970800685485884_n.jpg117933889_314393779837167_8361970800685485884_nhttps://www.instagram.com/p/CEH8qzzD6d_/https://theembiggensproject.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/08/spongebob-evil.jpgspongebob evilhttps://theembiggensproject.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/08/germs-hand.jpggerms-hand2023-06-26T14:13:05+00:00monthlyhttps://theembiggensproject.com/2020/08/30/i-am-the-itchy-and-scratchy-show/https://theembiggensproject.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/08/ai-generated-7699903_1280.pngImage by Alan Frijns from Pixabayhttps://pixabay.com/illustrations/ai-generated-fantasy-pig-sweater-7699903/https://theembiggensproject.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/08/pig-eyes-2.jpgpig eyesNot exactly "bedroom eyes." https://theembiggensproject.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/08/pig-eyes-1.jpgpig eyeshttps://theembiggensproject.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/08/piggy-lee.jpgpiggy-leehttps://theembiggensproject.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/08/dwight-shrute.jpgdwight shrutehttps://theembiggensproject.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/08/pig-eyes.jpgpig eyeshttps://theembiggensproject.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/08/pink-eye.jpgpink eyehttps://theembiggensproject.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/08/itchy-and-scratchy.pngitchy and scratchy2023-06-24T18:21:54+00:00monthlyhttps://theembiggensproject.com/2020/08/31/do-worms-ever-feel-dirty/https://theembiggensproject.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/08/336297779_1151853165498879_3807073140405943620_n.jpg336297779_1151853165498879_3807073140405943620_nhttps://www.instagram.com/p/Cp_TWHxMLtU/https://theembiggensproject.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/08/340471127_1320793195476908_7786682216676329662_n.jpg340471127_1320793195476908_7786682216676329662_nhttps://www.instagram.com/p/CqwpSaTrebq/https://theembiggensproject.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/08/341182093_5931464360285529_3085698623468980936_n.jpg341182093_5931464360285529_3085698623468980936_nImage by https://www.instagram.com/p/CrH3tyiOioa/https://theembiggensproject.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/08/ai-generated-7845327_1280-1.jpgai-generated-7845327_1280 (1)Photo by: https://pixabay.com/illustrations/ai-generated-worm-bug-moss-animal-7845327/https://theembiggensproject.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/08/worm-snake.jpgworm 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treehttps://theembiggensproject.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/06/reynolds.jpgReynolds2019-08-07T20:26:19+00:00monthlyhttps://theembiggensproject.com/2012/06/17/my-phone-i-can-throw-it-smoke-it-and-put-it-in-a-song/https://theembiggensproject.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/06/cicarette_box_mobile-thumb-450x337.jpgCicarette_box_mobile-thumb-450x337https://theembiggensproject.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/06/pslogo.pngpsLogohttps://theembiggensproject.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/06/tommy-tutone.jpgtommy tutonehttps://theembiggensproject.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/06/retro-phone.jpgretro phonehttps://theembiggensproject.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/06/mobile-phone-throwing.jpgmobile phone throwing2021-01-29T18:44:05+00:00monthlyhttps://theembiggensproject.com/2012/06/19/fish-heads-canoe-heads-and-ones-that-wear-suction-cups/https://theembiggensproject.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/06/dwight-shrute.jpgDwight shrutehttps://theembiggensproject.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/06/glenn-shadix.jpgglenn shadixhttps://theembiggensproject.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/06/exploding-head.jpgexploding headhttps://theembiggensproject.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/06/subway-sleepers1.jpgsubway-sleepershttps://theembiggensproject.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/06/subway-sleepers.jpgsubway-sleepers2019-08-07T20:11:09+00:00monthlyhttps://theembiggensproject.com/2012/07/05/poke-me-in-the-pancreas-throw-me-a-loin-cloth-and-dont-call-me-dick/https://theembiggensproject.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/07/bigfoot1.jpgbigfoot1https://theembiggensproject.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/07/anatomical-sleepingbag-11.jpganatomical-sleepingbag (1)https://theembiggensproject.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/07/anat-sleep2.jpganat-sleep2https://theembiggensproject.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/07/anat-sleep-500x341.jpganat-sleep-500x341https://theembiggensproject.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/07/anatomical-sleepingbag-1.jpganatomical-sleepingbag 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placentahttps://theembiggensproject.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/10/placenta-10000-drinka.jpgplacenta-10000-drinkahttps://theembiggensproject.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/10/pocaristanding1.gifpocaristandinghttps://theembiggensproject.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/10/pocaristanding.gifpocaristandinghttps://theembiggensproject.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/10/weird-eye-trick.jpgweird eye trickhttps://theembiggensproject.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/10/breadhead-1.jpgbreadhead-1https://theembiggensproject.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/10/penises-wearing-bows.jpgpenises wearing bowshttps://theembiggensproject.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/10/cartoon1.jpgcartoon2019-08-07T19:50:23+00:00monthlyhttps://theembiggensproject.com/2013/01/15/ear-gunk-eating-insects-polite-criminals-and-a-teeny-tiny-washing-machine/https://theembiggensproject.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/01/penthouse-in-tribeca.jpgpenthouse in TriBeCahttps://theembiggensproject.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/01/img_princess_tower_n.jpgimg_princess_tower_nhttps://theembiggensproject.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/01/photo_551437_resize.jpgphoto_551437_resizeThis looks exactly the same as it did in 1988--looks okay, right? Wrong. https://theembiggensproject.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/01/earwax.jpgearwaxHoly crap. You could make a candle with all that wax. https://theembiggensproject.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/01/door-holding-game.jpgdoor-holding-gameA favourite Canadian pastimes. https://theembiggensproject.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/01/polite-canadians.pngpolite Canadianshttps://theembiggensproject.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/01/jehovahs-witnesses.jpgjehovah's witnessesMy thug was easier to get rid of than this guy. https://theembiggensproject.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/01/cockroach-cartoon.pngcockroach cartoon2019-08-07T19:37:52+00:00monthlyhttps://theembiggensproject.com/2013/01/18/that-vegetable-fractured-my-skull-that-pillow-gave-me-an-arrhythmia-and-that-guy-called-me-spastic/https://theembiggensproject.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/01/792.jpgSpasticvillehttps://theembiggensproject.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/01/pillow-horse-head.jpgpillow horse headTalk about getting up on the wrong side of the bed. https://theembiggensproject.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/01/hammers.jpghammersTalk about dumber than a bag of rubber hammers. https://theembiggensproject.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/01/lucy.jpgLucy2019-08-07T19:25:46+00:00monthlyhttps://theembiggensproject.com/2013/02/13/stop-writhing-on-the-floor-and-pet-my-rubber-glove-chicken-and-other-strange-things-i-said-in-the-1980s/https://theembiggensproject.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/02/006.jpg006High school me and my rubber glove chicken. Yup, I was a dork. https://theembiggensproject.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/02/lisahartmanalecbaldwin.jpgLisaHartmanAlecBaldwinKnots Landing's Lisa Hartman had great (big) hair. I wore mine exactly like it in grade 12 and thought it was the coolest thing ever. https://theembiggensproject.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/02/man-with-two-brains-prima-001.jpgman-with-two-brains-prima-001Who could forget The Man With Two Brains? Believe me, I've tried. Oh pointy bird, oh pointy pointy. Anoint my head. Anointy-nointy. https://theembiggensproject.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/02/db59137caefdf5b1969e80bdaea3b8.jpgDB59137CAEFDF5B1969E80BDAEA3B8Stirrup stretch pants were all the rage. I know they that when I see them, they make me rage. https://theembiggensproject.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/02/atari.jpgAtariAtari-This exciting piece of technology caused ooo's and aaah's everywhere it went. https://theembiggensproject.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/02/chevette.jpgchevetteThe Chevette. Yes, it was butt ugly, but everyone had one or knew someone who had one. https://theembiggensproject.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/02/dusty-rose.jpgdusty roseAbsolutely everything came in dusty rose--clothes, walls, furniture. Ugh. Didn't the K-Car even come in a shade of this 1980s colour? https://theembiggensproject.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/02/adidas.jpgadidasThe Adidas bag. No high school nerd was complete without it. https://theembiggensproject.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/02/shoulderpads.jpgshoulderpadsThe women of TV's "Dallas" sported linebacker shoulder-padding that made their heads look rather pin-like. https://theembiggensproject.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/02/parachute-pants.jpgIFParachute pants were basically tents with legs and flattered NO ONE...including the chick donning them here. 2019-08-07T19:20:08+00:00monthlyhttps://theembiggensproject.com/2013/03/04/my-boobs-are-itchy-i-smell-like-horse-ass-and-i-cant-stop-licking-the-road/https://theembiggensproject.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/03/autopsycartoon.jpgAutopsyCartoonhttps://theembiggensproject.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/03/horse-poop-sign.jpghorse-poop-signFor the entrepreneurial shovel-rider. https://theembiggensproject.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/03/shovel-racing.jpgshovel racinghttps://theembiggensproject.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/03/2009-_1356001i.jpg2009-_1356001ihttps://theembiggensproject.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/03/raggedy-anne.jpgraggedy-anneThe only difference is that my hair is not wool. Wool-like, yes. But not actual wool. https://theembiggensproject.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/03/e3bd381cadeea354ad28eec7c115be5a.jpgE3BD381CADEEA354AD28EEC7C115BE5AI'm a little less...um...red, but you get the idea. https://theembiggensproject.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/03/ronald-mcdonald.jpgRonald McDonaldYou know how much I hate clowns. Just looking at this freak is disturbing me immensely. His hair is tamer than mine though. https://theembiggensproject.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/03/carrot-top-1.jpgCarrot TopHe has quite the "do" going on, doesn't he? My winter head is bigger. https://theembiggensproject.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/03/superman-hal.jpgSuperman-HalEven a Super Hero wear a boot-cut jean every once in a while.https://theembiggensproject.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/03/tongue.jpgtongueIn summer, you can like whatever the heck you want. 2019-08-07T19:14:53+00:00monthlyhttps://theembiggensproject.com/2013/06/08/a-rodent-shot-me-i-bit-my-ear-and-my-breath-smells-like-baby-powder/https://theembiggensproject.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/06/sadcar.jpgSadCarI'm a little accident prone. This makes me sad. https://theembiggensproject.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/06/angry-groundhog.jpgangry groundhog"Always with the legs in my hole. Next time I shoot." https://theembiggensproject.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/06/harbor-dog-with-the-longest-ears-main.jpgHarbor - Dog With The Longest Ears mainCan you get me an extra large Q-tip please? https://theembiggensproject.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/06/boxed-water.jpgboxed waterIs it me or does this water taste thick and creamy? 2019-08-07T19:08:35+00:00monthlyhttps://theembiggensproject.com/2013/01/25/is-versatile-a-polite-way-of-saying-will-write-about-absolutely-anything/https://theembiggensproject.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/01/bear-monkey-dog.jpgbear monkey dogIs it a bear? A monkey? A dog? You decide. https://theembiggensproject.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/01/poodle-a.jpgpoodleWho wouldn't find this pointy-nosed, pom-pom footed, skinny assed dog cute? 2019-08-07T18:14:14+00:00monthlyhttps://theembiggensproject.com/2012/08/01/your-breath-smells-like-koala-turd-and-something-radioactive/https://theembiggensproject.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/08/bad-chewie-new2.gifbad-chewie-new2https://theembiggensproject.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/08/largest-toothpaste-collection4.jpglargest-toothpaste-collection4https://theembiggensproject.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/08/poop-on-a-brush.jpgpoop on a brushhttps://theembiggensproject.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/08/koala.jpgkoala2019-08-08T11:36:58+00:00monthlyhttps://theembiggensproject.com/2013/08/30/fun-with-words-word-play-masters-invitational/2013-08-31T01:00:26+00:00monthlyhttps://theembiggensproject.com/2013/07/01/its-canada-day-eh-part-ii/https://theembiggensproject.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/07/alex-trebek.jpgalex trebekhttps://theembiggensproject.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/07/jason-priestley.jpgjason priestleyhttps://theembiggensproject.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/07/fay-wray.jpgfay wrayhttps://theembiggensproject.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/07/dave-thomas.jpgdave thomashttps://theembiggensproject.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/07/mary-pickford.jpgmary pickfordhttps://theembiggensproject.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/07/phil-hartman.jpgPhil hartmanhttps://theembiggensproject.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/07/lorne-michaels.jpglorne michaelshttps://theembiggensproject.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/07/leslie_nielsen_0006.jpgleslien.jpghttps://theembiggensproject.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/07/michael-buble.jpgmichael bublehttps://theembiggensproject.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/07/nia-vardalos.jpgnia vardalos2013-07-08T14:37:20+00:00monthlyhttps://theembiggensproject.com/2013/06/04/sheepdogs-and-sandals-dont-mix/https://theembiggensproject.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/06/idiot-41423.jpgidiot-41423Okay, maybe I'm not a complete idiot. https://theembiggensproject.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/06/pervert.jpgpervertNever trust anyone who offers you candy. https://theembiggensproject.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/06/usual-route.jpgusual-routeIf my sidewalk had a sign, it would say this--without the Japanese characters. https://theembiggensproject.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/06/threes-company.jpgThrees company"Thank God I didn't have to miss this riveting episode in which Jack lands himself in quite the pickle." https://theembiggensproject.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/06/fancy-dress-old-english-sheep-dog_101942.jpgfancy-dress-old-english-sheep-dog_101942This will teach him to poop on my sidewalk. https://theembiggensproject.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/06/dog-line-sheepdogs.pngdog-line-sheepdogsYou know they're shifty when they hide their eyes behind their fur. 2013-06-05T17:05:59+00:00monthlyhttps://theembiggensproject.com/2013/06/01/ill-have-my-toast-extra-black-please-with-a-side-order-of-scabs-and-get-that-spoon-out-of-my-ear/https://theembiggensproject.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/06/dandruff-300x236.jpgdandruff-300x236And no, it's not snow. https://theembiggensproject.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/06/walter-matthau.gifWalter MatthauIf it's wearing this hat, it will wink at me. https://theembiggensproject.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/06/passbook-cover.jpgpassbook coverApparently, a little salt makes these a tasty treat. https://theembiggensproject.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/06/forrest-gump-1.jpgforrest-gump-1Run FLAPF! Run! https://theembiggensproject.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/06/earwax.jpgearwaxObviously invented by one of those guys that sticks his keys in his ears and then licks them. https://theembiggensproject.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/06/leopard.jpgleopardThis one rendered me speechless. Yup...I've still got nothin' https://theembiggensproject.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/06/bagel1_bfm_w.jpgbagel1_bfm_wMm. Charcoal donut with charcoal filling. 2013-06-05T02:10:41+00:00monthlyhttps://theembiggensproject.com/2013/05/28/my-highly-dysfunctional-obsessive-compulsive-neurotic-baby-is-one/2013-05-30T02:18:47+00:00monthlyhttps://theembiggensproject.com/2013/04/25/a-one-armed-mickey-a-duck-with-skates-and-a-kid-with-a-hole-in-his-head/https://theembiggensproject.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/viewmaster.jpgviewmasterLoved to watch the Brady Bunch episode where Cindy and Bobby get lost in the Grand Canyon. Unfortunately, they were found. Alive. https://theembiggensproject.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/lunarpinball-w300h513.jpglunarpinball.jpg.w300h513I don't think my mini pinball game had astronauts on it--but it was orange. https://theembiggensproject.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/rolling-stones-rock-tumbler.jpgrolling-stones-rock-tumblerYup, I tumbled me some rocks. https://theembiggensproject.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/p00yjc4f.jpgp00yjc4fHumans are like "build your own bears." They CAN be stitched back together. https://theembiggensproject.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/blood-gush.jpgblood gushIt's damn hard to get blood out of fun fur. https://theembiggensproject.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/ceiling-lamp-shade.jpgceiling lamp shadeLook at it. All innocent looking. But what is it really thinking? https://theembiggensproject.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/cropped-010.jpgcropped-010Loved it when the cars when flying off the tracks. https://theembiggensproject.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/210499_light_bright_clown.jpg210499_light_bright_clownLite Brite rocked. Clowns, however, are social deviant freaks. https://theembiggensproject.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/charliesangels_555.jpgcharliesangels_555I know that I've always said I hated dolls. I should say that I hated non-Barbie like dolls. Charlie's Angels were cool. https://theembiggensproject.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/donald-duck-jigsaw.jpgdonald duck jigsawI can't believe I actually found my favourite puzzle online! 2013-04-26T19:19:09+00:00monthlyhttps://theembiggensproject.com/2013/04/13/hm-pretty-pink-snow-rubber-glove-faces-and-tongues-of-fur/https://theembiggensproject.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/cornelius.jpgCorneliusApparently, being cute doesn't make you popular. https://theembiggensproject.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/red_snowmen.jpgred_snowmenIf snow was always red, this wouldn't be funny. https://theembiggensproject.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/yellow-snow.jpgYellow SnowWho in the hell has been pissing in my yard? https://theembiggensproject.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/teletubbies8.jpgteletubbies8Don't hate me because I'm pink. Hate me because I'm ugly. https://theembiggensproject.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/facekini.jpgfacekiniThere is nothing uglier than a tanned face. Other than the contraption designed to prevent a tanned face. https://theembiggensproject.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/sad-toothbrush.pngsad toothbrushHe's gonna go for the tongue, I just know it. https://theembiggensproject.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/black-tongue.jpgblack tongueImagine French Kissing this thing? 2013-04-15T18:17:38+00:00monthlyhttps://theembiggensproject.com/2013/04/02/i-like-my-pillow-done-extra-crispy-with-a-bowl-of-goat-grass-and-a-side-order-of-dangling-boogers/https://theembiggensproject.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/ostrich-pillow-kawamura-ganjavian-5-537x3571.jpgostrich-pillow-kawamura-ganjavian-5-537x3571The "I can't stand my oil slick of a face anymore" pillow. https://theembiggensproject.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/scabs.jpgscabsPerfect after a night of zit picking. https://theembiggensproject.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/bacon-pillow.jpgbacon pillowA pillow that you can blame for your greasy face. https://theembiggensproject.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/boyfriend-pillow.jpgboyfriend pillowFinally, a guy who won't mind if I get face grease on his shirt. https://theembiggensproject.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/hamburger-pillow.jpghamburger pillowNothing soaks up grease like a hamburger bun. Just ask a burger. https://theembiggensproject.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/goat.jpggoatDid somebody say "goatgrass?" https://theembiggensproject.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/250px-jabba_swsb.png250px-Jabba_SWSBWould you take skincare advice from this? https://theembiggensproject.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/tonibraxtonbooger.jpgtonibraxtonboogerOkay, Toni Braxton. Is that dry skin or a nasty old booger? 2013-04-03T13:36:29+00:00monthlyhttps://theembiggensproject.com/2013/03/15/seeing-double-mr-clean-has-been-cloned/https://theembiggensproject.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/03/mike-holmes.jpgMike Holmeshttps://theembiggensproject.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/03/mr-clean.jpgMR.-CLEAN2013-03-22T22:17:08+00:00monthlyhttps://theembiggensproject.com/2013/02/24/for-heavens-sake-get-spock-out-of-your-nose-and-why-is-your-butt-all-crusty/https://theembiggensproject.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/02/mike-wazowski2.jpgMike-Wazowski2"This isn't my dominant eye?" https://theembiggensproject.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/02/grey-hare.jpggrey hare"A grey hare can be cute." https://theembiggensproject.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/02/baguette-tables.jpegbaguette tableshttps://theembiggensproject.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/02/ditomariobros.pngDitoMarioBroshttps://theembiggensproject.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/02/ditostevejobs.pngditoSteveJobshttps://theembiggensproject.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/02/dito-shrek.pngdito shrekhttps://theembiggensproject.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/02/ditomozart.jpgditoMOZARThttps://theembiggensproject.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/02/dito-kiss.jpgDito kisshttps://theembiggensproject.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/02/dito-jesus.jpgdito Jesushttps://theembiggensproject.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/02/ditto-ronald.jpgditto ronald2013-03-01T14:14:21+00:00monthlyhttps://theembiggensproject.com/2013/02/04/the-hairy-naked-woman-the-evil-rubber-man-and-a-world-without-pockets/https://theembiggensproject.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/02/nightmare_890445.jpgnightmare_890445https://theembiggensproject.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/02/apple-shaving-incident.jpgapple-shaving-incidentBest leave peach fuzz alone. https://theembiggensproject.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/02/razor.jpgrazorhttps://theembiggensproject.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/02/star-trek-the-next-generation-the-next-generation-crew.jpgstar-trek-the-next-generation-the-next-generation-crewThe future is all about the body leotard. https://theembiggensproject.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/02/gumbyrobbery1.jpggumbyrobberyRobberies don't always go as planned. It's good to be "flexible." https://theembiggensproject.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/02/gumbyrobbery.jpggumbyrobberyCrimes don't always go as planned. I guess it's good to be "flexible." https://theembiggensproject.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/02/hairybikini.jpghairybikiniNo one--not even your razor--wants to encounter this. 2013-05-15T12:43:13+00:00monthlyhttps://theembiggensproject.com/2012/10/06/pass-me-my-shark-put-extra-e-coli-on-my-burger-and-drown-that-damn-toothbrush/https://theembiggensproject.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/10/pig-toothbrush.jpgpig-toothbrushI would rather use this toothbrush after the pig than buy one of these. https://theembiggensproject.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/10/dwarf-shark.jpgdwarf sharkhttps://theembiggensproject.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/10/barry-weiss.jpgbarry weiss2013-01-30T14:18:09+00:00monthlyhttps://theembiggensproject.com/2012/10/23/how-to-embarrass-your-car-on-a-budget/https://theembiggensproject.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/10/bert-and-ernies-nose.jpgBert and Ernie's noseI bet a removable nose would come in handy, especially during flu season. Or would the snot just run freely down your face? Hm. https://theembiggensproject.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/10/barry-weisss-bubble-top-car.jpgBarry Weiss's bubble-top carhttps://theembiggensproject.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/10/bog-snorkelling.jpgbog snorkellinghttps://theembiggensproject.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/10/red-nose-day.jpgred nose day2013-01-30T14:15:22+00:00monthlyhttps://theembiggensproject.com/2012/12/10/please-stop-staring-give-my-intestines-back-and-tell-that-bacon-to-shut-up/https://theembiggensproject.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/12/my-first-bacon.jpgmy first baconWho wouldn't want to hug a slab of bacon? https://theembiggensproject.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/12/erwin.jpgErwinOh, joy. Oh, bliss. Erwin undergoes a complete "organectomy" without anesthetic. https://theembiggensproject.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/12/elf-on-the-shelf.jpgelf on the shelfI'm hoping that the snowman stabbed it with his stick arm. https://theembiggensproject.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/12/chuckydoll.jpgChuckyDollThe secret lives of dolls. 2013-01-30T14:11:56+00:00monthlyhttps://theembiggensproject.com/2012/12/04/my-blanket-smells-like-belly-button-my-coffee-reeks-like-skunk-butt-and-my-pocket-smells-like-100-year-old-phlegm/https://theembiggensproject.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/12/spittoon.jpgspittoonIf you knew what it was, you probably wouldn't hold it with your bare hands. https://theembiggensproject.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/12/coffee-skunk.jpgcoffee skunkHoly crap. They smell the same to me. Am I dying? https://theembiggensproject.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/12/bellybutton-lint.jpgbellybutton linthttps://theembiggensproject.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/12/navel-fluff.jpgnavel fluffFor the first time in my life, colour me speechless. https://theembiggensproject.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/12/belly-button.pngbelly buttonAck. A blanket that smells like a belly button. https://theembiggensproject.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/12/menstruation.jpgmenstruationhttps://theembiggensproject.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/12/nathan-lane.jpgnathan laneI fear a sex-change will leave me looking like this. 2013-01-30T14:05:55+00:00monthlyhttps://theembiggensproject.com/2012/11/11/my-retinas-burn-ive-got-a-mattress-on-my-face-and-i-seem-to-have-lost-my-eyebrows/https://theembiggensproject.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/11/william-gallas-mercedes-mclaren.jpgwilliam gallas mercedes mclarenI haven't got a clue who William Gallas, the soccer player is, but he does have a pupil-pinchingly shiny Mercedes McLaren. https://theembiggensproject.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/11/flo-rida-chrome-bugatti-veyron-e1341889801686.jpegflo-rida-chrome-bugatti-veyron-e1341889801686Flo Rida's ultra shiny, chrome Bugatti. That'll suck your eyes out on a sunny day. https://theembiggensproject.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/11/barry-weiss-driving-deco-liner.jpegbarry-weiss-driving-deco-linerBarry Weiss's (yes, I am still harbouring that crush) Decoliner. Very shiny. https://theembiggensproject.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/11/eye-pain.jpgeye painDamn it! Now he's killed the other eye. https://theembiggensproject.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/11/parking-job.jpgparking job"My car smells funny and I don't know why." https://theembiggensproject.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/11/hug-the-sun2003.jpghug-the-sun2003I, too, would hug the sun. But in a much kinder, gentler, fashion. https://theembiggensproject.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/11/daylight_savings.jpgDaylight_savingshttps://theembiggensproject.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/11/clocks.pngclocksI'm still finding clocks that show the wrong frickin' time. 2013-01-30T14:02:30+00:00monthlyhttps://theembiggensproject.com/2013/01/11/a-petrified-hot-dog-a-lesbian-horse-and-a-foot-named-mildred/https://theembiggensproject.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/01/book-shelves.jpgbook shelvesHonest, all I did was pull out one book! https://theembiggensproject.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/01/weird-book-6.jpgweird book 6https://theembiggensproject.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/01/weird-book-5.jpgweird book 5https://theembiggensproject.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/01/weird-book-4.jpgweird book 4https://theembiggensproject.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/01/weird-book-3.jpgweird book 3https://theembiggensproject.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/01/weird-book-2.jpgweird book 2https://theembiggensproject.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/01/weird-book-1.jpgweird book 1https://theembiggensproject.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/01/extra-toes.jpgextra toeshttps://theembiggensproject.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/01/800px-wrinkly_fingers.jpg800px-Wrinkly_fingers2013-01-15T13:42:20+00:00monthlyhttps://theembiggensproject.com/2013/01/08/giant-sweat-socks-donuts-with-feet-and-a-puss-explosion/https://theembiggensproject.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/01/henson_jh-bert_476.jpghenson_JH-Bert_476One of my all-time favourite pictures. Bert and his dad. https://theembiggensproject.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/01/big-zit.jpgbig zithttps://theembiggensproject.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/01/monster-sock.jpgmonster sockhttps://theembiggensproject.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/01/sock-puppet.jpgsock puppetMakes me feel guilty stepping on my socks. https://theembiggensproject.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/01/road-kill-elmo-23331.jpgRoad-Kill-Elmo--23331I finally got the damn thing to shut up. https://theembiggensproject.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/01/poop-with-eyes.jpgpoop with eyesPoop. Not cute. Poop with eyes. Adorable. 2013-01-09T20:38:55+00:00monthlyhttps://theembiggensproject.com/2013/01/04/a-bowling-ball-to-the-head-a-fork-in-the-eye-and-some-bored-amish-kids/https://theembiggensproject.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/01/tuna-eyeball.jpgtuna eyeballI don't like food that watches me eat it. https://theembiggensproject.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/01/disaster-cafe.jpgDisaster CafeThe name sounds promising. https://theembiggensproject.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/01/blockhead.jpgblockheadA chicken and the egg dilemma...which came first? Brain damage or bowling balls to the head? https://theembiggensproject.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/01/amish-kids.jpgamish kidsThis lady tells crappy stories.2013-05-15T12:45:26+00:00monthlyhttps://theembiggensproject.com/2013/01/03/2012-in-review/2013-01-04T00:23:30+00:00monthlyhttps://theembiggensproject.com/2013/01/02/1843/https://theembiggensproject.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/01/neck-cartoon.gifneck cartoonhttps://theembiggensproject.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/01/weird-book.jpgWho wouldn't want to clone a few best buddies and try their hand at indoor hot-air ballooning? https://theembiggensproject.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/01/conan-obrien-cheetos2.jpghttps://theembiggensproject.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/01/cheezie-room.jpgcheezie roomFinally. A room I don't have to worry about staining with cheeto fingers.https://theembiggensproject.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/01/cheeto-room.jpgcheeto roomFinally. A room I don't have to worry about staining with cheeto fingers. https://theembiggensproject.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/01/necktie-man.jpgnecktie manAnd my husband can't even tie ONE of these by himself. https://theembiggensproject.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/01/neck-stretcher.jpgneck stretcherI wonder if this would make me taller. 2023-05-18T13:43:55+00:00monthlyhttps://theembiggensproject.com/2012/12/18/1834/https://theembiggensproject.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/12/sparky.jpgsparkyMy bouncing baby boy2012-12-21T14:22:01+00:00monthlyhttps://theembiggensproject.com/2012/09/27/hand-me-my-chicken-shades-my-dogs-polka-album-and-a-cough-drop-please/https://theembiggensproject.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/09/whooping-crane.jpgwhooping cranehttps://theembiggensproject.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/09/snoopy-thanksgiving.jpgSnoopy Thanksgivinghttps://theembiggensproject.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/09/dog-pumps.jpgdog pumpshttps://theembiggensproject.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/09/chicken-in-shades.jpgchicken in shadeshttps://theembiggensproject.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/09/chicken-sunglasses1.jpegchicken sunglasseshttps://theembiggensproject.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/09/chicken-sunglasses.jpegchicken sunglasses2012-12-06T00:31:36+00:00monthlyhttps://theembiggensproject.com/2012/05/24/may-25-2012-13x339-useless-facts/https://theembiggensproject.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/bignosen.jpgbignosenhttps://theembiggensproject.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/isetta.jpgisettahttps://theembiggensproject.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/man-candles-2.jpgman-candles-22012-12-06T00:26:44+00:00monthlyhttps://theembiggensproject.com/2012/11/27/my-nipple-smells-funny-my-friend-is-an-idiot-and-flashdance-gives-me-flashbacks/https://theembiggensproject.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/11/leg-lamp.jpgleg lamphttps://theembiggensproject.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/11/man-boobs.jpgman boobshttps://theembiggensproject.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/11/foot-nipple.jpgfoot nippleWhen I stand too long, my nipple hurts. https://theembiggensproject.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/11/made-you-look.pngmade you lookhttps://theembiggensproject.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/11/muttandjeff.jpegmuttandjeffWhen choosing friends, height is an important and often overlooked consideration. https://theembiggensproject.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/11/sweater.jpgsweaterhttps://theembiggensproject.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/11/actual-sweater-puppets.jpgactual sweater puppetsThis is not what I mean by "sweater puppets." https://theembiggensproject.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/11/big-bra.jpgbig braIt felt like the whole world could see my ugly bra. 2012-12-04T14:37:36+00:00monthlyhttps://theembiggensproject.com/2012/11/22/giant-spoons-deep-fried-arms-the-godfather-and-a-dream-not-starring-barry-weiss/https://theembiggensproject.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/11/stressed-out.jpgstressed outYa well. Spell this backwards...FFO KCUF. https://theembiggensproject.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/11/homer-lasagna.jpghomer lasagnahttps://theembiggensproject.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/11/barry-weiss-formally-dressed1.jpgBarry Weiss formally dressedShucks, Barry. You got all dressed up for me? But aren't you worried about the sharks making holes in your suit? https://theembiggensproject.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/11/barry-weiss-formally-dressed.jpgBarry Weiss formally dressedShucks, Barry. You don't have to get all spiffed up just for little old me. 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