This is my first official “reblog,” but I couldn’t resist. This is, after all, about WORDS (one of my favourite things) and it’s FUNNY (my other favourite thing).
And, if I had to come up with my own, it would be :
DUSTBUNION. A foot condition caused by walking in filth.
Reading your post, there are so many humorous writers out there. This is a challenge for you. Start putting on your thinking cap and join the fun.
The Washington Post’s Mensa invitational once again asked readers to take any word from the dictionary, alter it by adding, subtracting, or changing one letter, and supply a new definition. Here are the 2009 winners:
1. Cashtration (n.): The act of buying a house, which renders the subject financially impotent for an indefinite period of time.
2. Ignoranus : A person who’s both stupid and an asshole.
3. Intaxication : Euphoria at getting a tax refund, which lasts until you realize it was your money to start with.
4. Reintarnation : Coming back to life as a hillbilly.
5. Bozone (n.): The substance surrounding stupid people that stops bright ideas from penetrating…
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The Embiggens Project 
Musquirt – That yellowy watery stuff that comes out of the bottle before the mustard.
Hehe. Very good, Steph. I think that has needed a name for years. I will actually use this one.
Musquirt, tee hee….